Homer's here to make you smile :)

“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.”

“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen”

“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”

Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am.

Do I know what rhetorical means?

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

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